Sunday, July 03, 2005

Jeremy Lee Riley's Bio


Jeremy Lee Riley is the bastard son of Sharon Riley, his true father is unknown. He was born in the bathroom of his grandmother's home in Richmond Indiana in the wee hours of the morning on May 22nd. In school Jeremy demonstrated odd behavior and unusual ways of speaking. Being a Gemini he was prone to being the class clown one minute and then withdrawing into himself the next. At seventeen he formed a gang and ran wild through the streets of his home town, being arrested on several occasions, engaging in knife fights and even managing to get himself shot on one occasion during an argument with another gang member. The bullet winged his left shoulder and he ended up cauterizing the wound with a hot knife to keep his family from finding out. He carries the scar to this day.

At eighteen he was thrown out of his parents house and moved to Indianapolis where he met Dar Parsons and, through him, Jesse Handlon (nixonreed), Joe Devine, and Dave Patrick. The group formed Sideshow productions and won best in the state for their first film short "Laugh A Little." Soon after the troupe moved to Florida for two years (minus Dave) so that Dar and Joe could attend Full Sail Center of the Recording Arts. Jeremy, an avid reader and artist, spent years writing, illustrating, studying history and mythology, and has written over a dozen screenplays, and numerous short stories and chapbooks. He is currently burning the midnight oil as he fights to finish the first five teleplays of the sketch comedy show Weirdsville.

His hobbies include reading, writing, drawing, painting, practicing martial arts, exercising, and contemplating how best to rule the world. Both he and Jesse Handlon are registered Private Detectives.

CREDITS:

(ACTOR)

Laugh A Little--(Skip Wes)

Blood Pudding--(Patch)

Sideshow--(Extra)

N'Kara--(Winston)

Weirdsville--(various)

(SCREENPLAY)

Laugh A Little (co-writer)

Blood Pudding (co-writer)

Reapers Of the Harvest (co-writer)

A Dark Days Afternoon

Mad Dog Killers (co-writer)

Ragmen (co-writer)

The Adversary (co-writer)

Nightmare At Sugar Creek (co-writer)

Crusader (co-writer)

Valley Of Bones

The Thousand Ships (The Trojan War Act I)

The Rage Of Achilles (The Trojan War Act II)

The Fall Of Troy (The Trojan War Act III)

The Realm (co-writer)

Weirdsville (co-writer, producer, actor, and all the in betweens)

(CHAPBOOKS)

scouts Honor

The Creature Of The Bara-doons

Shepherd Of Evil

The Concrete Kingdom (Part-1: The Betrayers)

The Concrete Kingdom (Part-2: Immoral Pursuits)

The Concrete Kingdom (Part-3: Tin City)

The Concrete Kingdom (Part-4: The Fall)

A World Of Moan (On line chapbook at www.chroniclesoftheweird.blogspot.com)

(COLLECTION)

The Bone-yard Waltz--A Collection Of Short Stories

9 Comments:

Blogger nixonreed said...

You fucker your bio had to be twice the size of mine didn't it. You just always have to overshadow me with your better looks and bigger penis and now you have to have a better bio as well. I see I see. I'm not hurt i'll just cry and wonder why my tears give you such joy.

1:51 AM  
Blogger nixonreed said...

But seriously good work.

1:55 AM  
Blogger Jessica said...

Wow, I wonder if all that is actually true. You know...About the knife fight and stuff. If so, that is a pretty amazing bio. I never knew you were such a well rounded individual. It seems like you have done some pretty cool stuff. :)

9:37 AM  
Blogger REC said...

I've been around the block a couple of times in my day. And yes, the knife fights were real, I have a few scars to prove it.

12:02 PM  
Blogger Jessica said...

Awesome bio then, I commend you. Even more badass now that you have a cute picture of you up! You should make Nixonreed put one up too...

5:44 PM  
Blogger REC said...

I am a cutie.

2:19 PM  
Blogger REC said...

And I'll make Nixon put one up even if I have to twist his arm and break it. Hey, that sounds like fun, I'm going to go over to his pad right now.

2:21 PM  
Blogger nixonreed said...

You don't frighten me...okay you do but if you break my arm it will only grow stronger and come back to get you or i'll just cry.

9:19 PM  
Blogger REC said...

I'm betting on the latter, my friend.

10:43 PM  

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